Ok, this is gonna be a quick post because I really don’t want to talk about this stupid shit.

Everyone has seen this shit at the end of a facebook post “#(insert stupid comment here)”. I’m fucking done with this. THE HASHTAG COMMENT IS MADE BY TWITTER, KEEP IT THERE.

For those idiots out there, using a hashtag in twitter helps organize specific tweets into mass categories on the site. Using it adds your update to a group of others who use the same hashtag name.

For some fucking stupid fucking fuck reason, people have started using the hashtag comment on their facebook statuses. I guess people think they’re being funny when they do it, but that’s it. They THINK they’re being funny, when really it goddam pointless… Stop this shit.

#YOUREALLFUCKINGIDIOTS

Due to copyright problems, the original Pokemon drinking game app has been taken off of the Android Market (now called Google Play, what the fuck). So here’s the QR to the link to download the torrent of the APK to your phone. If you don’t know how to install and APK file or download a torrent to your phone……. Go learn how to

or if you’re on your computer, go here:

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7094241/Pokemon_Drinking_Game_Android

trust me, it’s safe. I’m seeding it myself

To pay for school, I had to pick up a second job as a waiter… This is very hard for me. Not due to what I have to do at the job, or the fact that I have even more work thrown on to my plate. It’s because I can’t be a dick. It’s in my nature. It feels so weird to have to think things over in my head before I say them. Here’s 2 examples that happened in the past 2 days:

1. A girl was having a crappy day and complaining to me about it. I sat there, listening to all her bullshit, trying to be the nice guy I’m paid to be. It wasn’t until she said one line that almost got me talking. She said “God, I didn’t even get my makeup right tonight”. Almost replied with “It’s all good, I enjoy the works of Salvador Dali”. Luckly I said “Oh no, it’s fine”… Bitch left a shitty tip

2. A mom was losing control over her son. He was screaming, running around, and wouldn’t fucking relax, no matter what she did. I leaned in and almost said “It’s never to late to abort”. Instead, I changed my tactics and told her “I’ll bring some water as a refill for your son instead of Coke, sound good?” She laughed and agreed. Good tip out of that one.

I’ve seen many of these kind of blog posts over the years (I was a desperate guy, fuck you). Now that I’m single and completely enjoying my life, I feel I can finally post this without giving 2 fucks about what people think.

A lot of blogs will tell you be the best friend she’s ever had. When your friend and his girlfriend/her boyfriend have a fight, side with him/her/I’m tired of doing this politically correct him/her shit.

Agree with everything THE GIRL says and put your friend to the side.

In all honesty, that’s fucking horrible (and if I think something is horrible, its fucking horrible). You’re spending all your time leading a friend on just so you can get some bumpy bump with his smoking hot girlfriend. THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A HORRIBLE PIECE OF QUEEF SHIT.

My suggestion: If you’re into your friends girl, go up to him, look him straight in the eye and say “I’m going bang the fuck out of your girl”. This will give you 3 possible outcomes:

1. You’re friend will laugh at you and his girl will laugh at you. But you’ll still remain friends

2. It happens and fuck your friend

3. This happens

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With over 9000 views (no meme reference there), Me, Colin and Meg did a webcast 4 years ago. Thanks to word of mouth, many people have watched us

oddly enough (when we mention about how people will see the intro on the website) our old website use to be on tumblr. We use to own www.projektsmiley.com which re-routed projektsmiley.tumblr.com The URL doesn’t exist anymore, but projektsmiley.tumblr.com still does

Due to the cost of college classes, I had to take on a second job being a waiter at my local Denny’s. I hate the idea since I’m already working my normal job AND will have to work night shifts (AKA: 16 hour work days).

Instead of assimilating to the standard norm of the restaurant’s internal society, I have ended up (out of my control) looking like the outcast. 

The societal downfall started with a single conversation: My schooling and future career. My Co-Workers thing I’m (actually) gay for paying more attention to programming than trying to get a girlfriend.

Fuck that, there’s a difference between high maintenance and high maintenance to get something to work the way YOU want